excuses of an addict
"Problem? What problem?"
I drive safely, I stop at all the lights. No problem.
"I'm not THAT bad!"
I don't drive that much! Just to work, and the gym, and for groceries,
and the occasional movie, and the park, and ...
"I'm not hurting anybody but myself!"
I could use the money for something else, but choose to spend it on
gas. I'm not hurting anyone else.
"You're not so pure yourself!"
When everyone else stops driving, I'll think about it.
"I can stop any time I want to!"
If I wanted to, I could leave the car at home. I just don't feel like it.
"Now is not a good time to stop!"
I have so much going on in the summer, with the kids, and activities,
there's just no way I could do it now.
"Nobody is going to tell ME what to do!"
My father fought for my right to drive this truck! Lay off hippies!
"I'd be OK if it weren't for you!"
Things were fine before you bicycle-loving freaks started getting preachy.
"I don't have time (or money) to get help!"
I don't have a bike, and those things are thousands of dollars!
I found every single quote above from a website listing excuses
alcoholics and other addicts use to talk their way out of admitting
they have a problem. And every single one of them comes with a
frequently-heard excuse offered by automobile addicts as to why they
don't have a problem.

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