danielo

Dischord, contrarianism, Cynicism, cycling, comedy, anarchism, guerrilla art, and other things as they arise.
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November 19, 2008

On Craigslist today: Pregnancy Test

"Hello,

Free 'pee stick' located on the porch of 1610 N 15th (Blue house). it was a box of 3, it only took 2 to get the good news. the last one is up for grabs, no questions asked.

however, I can't help myself, I have to be moralizing, so, if you are a teenager, or not in a stable situation, remember that sex makes kids (yeah, it wasn't designed for 'fun')! Use the pill AND condoms (trust me, condoms do break, therefore the double security), that is what they are for (or don't have sex, even safer)...

Anyhow, in any cases, I hope that it will be a good news for you (regardless of positive of negative).

regards, cyrille"

Comments (3)
Clancy said...
Thanks for finding something I would of never ran across. Did you nominate for Best Of?

Nov 20, 2008

danielo said...
Dammit, no I didn't think of it! And it's gone now, too....

matthew harrison smith said...
that cracks me up! well spotted sir!

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