Poop coffee, celebrity style:
In this case, "poop coffee" doesn't refer to the coffee at my work
(wakka wakka).
There's Asian civet poop coffee, weasel poop coffee, and barking deer
poop coffee. In all cases, the schtick is the same: (1) animal eats
coffee beans, (2) man collects poop and cleans up the beans, (3) man
sells beans at a highly inflated price. If you've been living in a
cave for the past year and haven't heard of this phenomenon, just
Google "poop coffee."
Well, I am hereby publishing the following idea, so that it can be
recorded as MINE and all mine:
CELEB-POO COFFEE:
Spears-Poo Coffee (light roast)
Clooney-Poo Coffee (medium roast)
Jack-Black-Poo Coffee (dark roast)
Pitt-Poo Coffee (de-caf)
Jolie-Poo Coffee (organic)
(and, of course, a Pitt-Jolie blend)
Eventually, this could expand to a much wider list of celebrities and athletes. Imagine a gift basket featuring the Celeb-Poo branded coffees of every member of your favorite football team. Or a Celeb-Poo Coffee of the Month Club.
"Have you tried the new Don Cheadle poop coffee? It's marvelous!"
