danielo

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Prize: $100 to remove cats from my internets.

I hereby offer to pay the sum of US$100 to any person who creates and publishes for free public use a web tool, in the form of either a Greasemonkey script or a Firefox add-on, that removes all cat references, in text, image, Flash, or any other form, from ALL webpages. To successfuly win the prize, the tool must: (1) be compatible with Firefox 3.0 and later; and (2) replace all cat-related references of any form with either the word "dog" or an image of a dog or puppy; and (3) be named the "Danielo Dog Device for Superior Web Browsing." The creator of said device will retain all authorial rights, of course.

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Oct 13, 2009
Clancy said...
I can tell you how to replace words and redirect when there is a kitty image. Download ProCon Latte -firefox addon. Then edit the main filter with the appropriate words and place a redirect on to Dogs.com. You could also add a message. Then edit the Profanity filter with the appropriate words and type in the word "dog" for the substitute word.

I have this program for blocking the little ones. Instead of removing cats, it removes sex.

Oct 14, 2009
danielo said...
Oooooh, nice, Clancy! I'll be checking that out!

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